Forget About It with a Brunette
People deal with sadness in different ways. Some people like to eat when they’re sad, others have a good cry. For my uncle, a night with one of the brunette escorts in Las Vegas is the best medicine. Recently, a shed that used to be in my uncle’s yard was destroyed. A bolt of lightning struck the shed and it caught on fire. Everything inside the shed burned and the shed itself collapsed. There was nothing my uncle could do about it, and he was sad because the shed and everything in it was gone.
Although my uncle was bummed about the shed, I knew that an escort would make him feel better. He had gone out with an escort before after breaking up with his girlfriend and it cheered him up then. He has a preference for girls with brunette hair, so I went online to make arrangements for him to go on a date with a brunette escort. My uncle likes to wear a special suit when he goes out on dates because he thinks it makes him look like James Bond. I think he just looks like an adult male in a suit, but I guess we all see things differently.
My uncle enjoyed himself on the date and forgot all about the shed. I helped my uncle rebuild the shed and get some new items to put in it. Hopefully lightning doesn’t strike the shed again. Then again, I don’t think my uncle would mind going out on another date with an escort after the shed gets destroyed for a second time. I have a theory that my uncle would probably destroy the shed himself just so I would pay for another date, but I don’t think he would bother doing something like that just for a night with a brunette woman.